year in review

As we head into the last few days before the administration begins of the little man who wants us to send in our economy-saving ideas on the the back of a penny picture postcard, it's time to look back on the resolutions I made that were fulfilled. For your ease, I have highlighted them in brilliant road construction sign holder yellow:

1)invent a new dance
2)eat meals with the same vigor as Curly Howard
3)crack the shell of my terminal shyness
4)start smoking cigars again
5)get published
6)dish out more compliments
7)to kill Bin laden
8)try not crying whenever I see young children
9)get that dream job: juggling on the radio!
10)meet J.D. Salinger

A rounding success!

In other year capping news...
this blog received no awards!

And it seems unanimous!...

"simply not worth noting..that's all!"
...Blogs Of Note

"...and he can copy and paste..whoop-dee-doo!"
...International Blog Community Magazine

"What the Sam Hill!?!"
...Reverend Hugh Betcha

"..ongoing investigation with multiple violations..."
...Arnie C Catchatorie, U.S. Patent Office