love lost

Safely and securely collected by professionals, your Valentine's Day cards should arrive on time. On foot or by motor car, the dedicated post office will deliver those heart-filled postcards, perfumed love letters, and boxes of heart-shaped chocolate samplers. The undeliverable will be thrown into the the dusty dead letter office, the heavy iron door slammed shut, locked and forsaken like a lost love, the key thrown away by a little hunched over curmudgeon.
For a curmudgeon-free experience, be sure to check out this weeks PFF, which I believe is some place overseas where a very kind lady will never ever ever send you a bag with a cat inside.