28 in blog years

That's 4 years in Earth years.

Scanning the headlines searching for dense blog advisories and such, keeping you informed, Dear Reader, and up to blog sledding speed, typing with one determined finger, on all the news before you head out the door every morning, so at that office water cooler or fancy social gathering you've been able to unhesitatingly look down your noses, and in a booming intelligent voice say, 'It IS true, Paco, I read it on the ever-reliable a vagabond's sketchbook!'
Convinced, you and other idle folk march outside into brilliant sunshine and begin to build a statute of me composed of discarded banana peels.