it. stinks.
Latest International Blog Magazine's opinion poll excerpts concerning a vagabond's sketchbook....
"Vacuous stifling plagiarism, so awful I've returned from the grave these cold 161 years to warn everyone to forever avoid his shadow.." ~Edgar Allan Poe
"I like it I must say, but positively mental" ~Edgar Grimley
"...with prose as diluted as me and my fatherbrotherperson..." ~the kid from Deliverance
"...could write himself the wrong way down a one way street" ~Professor Backwards
"It. Stinks. Or, as they say in my industry, 'acqua di parma,' which roughly translated means, 'freshly squeezed pond scum'" ~Francisco Dalí Doorbell
"..will never be a choice side of beef in my bookclub" ~anonymous daytime talk show diva
"although I've been dead 30 years, all I gotta say is..ink. a dinka dee. a dinka dooo." ~J.D.
posted by phil at 8:13 PM
9 Comments:
Well, I've only been dead four years and I think this is pretty good shit
That's my honest opinion. Otherwise, I enjoyed this reading very much...quite a twist on the old story line, eh?
PEACE!
I like particularly Professor Backwards!
You're a filet in my little bookclub, Phil. (heehee...no pun intended)
that you quoted Edgar Grimley makes my heart sing and makes me want to hear you play the triangle :)
Rene
I too favor Professor Backward....fun post...what a twist.
Phil you are brilliant and hilarious! :-)
Hilarious -
wow, love the uniqueness of this one... and the humor...
only 161 years dead.
This is hysterical. I loved it.
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