Thursday, November 11, 2010

Lodge meeting itinerary

As always, meeting will commence the first Tuesday of the month, 7:30PM, out on Route 47, Bellefontaine, under the low ceiling of the dear old rustic fire station basement, during which this years beloved recipient, (your name), will be presented..
The Sons Of The Golden Mystic Magpie Medallion.

Write this schedule inside your left arm:
7:30-7:32 - invocation & singing of Mystic Hymn
7:33-7:34 - minutes read from previous meeting and placed into file cabinet upstairs
7:35-7:45 - first name introductions
7:46-9:01 - cocktails(limit 206)
9:02-9:37 - Supper
9:38-9:38:20 - presentation of Medallion
9:38:21-12:11 - Hail & Farewell cocktail salutations to dearly departed members since last meeting
12:12-1:15 - Film: Caring & Feeding Of Your Baby Magpie, narrated by Charlton Heston
1:16-3:17 - cocktails(no limit), sliding up station pole contest
3:18-5:14 - dancing, or indiscriminate shuffling(as usual)

As always, please bring a covered dish, folding chair, and a fork.

See you there!

17 Comments:

Blogger thingy said...

LOL. Fabulous!

Cheers

11/11/2010 8:17 PM  
Blogger Rabbit said...

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!

11/11/2010 9:07 PM  
Blogger Kristen Haskell said...

That is flipping hysterical. I call first dibs on the pole! As you never remember the first one to go, especially after all those cocktails.

11/11/2010 9:27 PM  
Blogger dana said...

Where do I sign up just for the food and "shuffling" afterward?

11/11/2010 11:38 PM  
Blogger Doctor FTSE said...

OHYESWONDEFRUL! I do like the bloggers who take what they are doing seriously, but don't take themselves too seriously.

11/12/2010 5:22 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

First name, Helen -- present and accounted for!
I have: Covered dish (lived in MN 24 years - quite familiar with the practice)
Fork
Folding chair
Outrageous outfit for the pole dance
I see we aren't spending a lot of time on the trivial ... getting right down to the serious business!!

11/12/2010 11:41 AM  
Blogger Bee's Blog said...

Wonderfully funny!

11/12/2010 1:37 PM  
OpenID thebeatofmydrum.com said...

Thanks for the invite! I'll be sure to bring my sequined g-string for the pole dancing contest! :)

11/12/2010 5:05 PM  
Blogger willow said...

...sliding off my chair...laughing so hard, can't see to type...

11/13/2010 1:24 PM  
Blogger willow said...

After I regained my composure, I enjoyed your lovely character sketch, Phil.

11/13/2010 1:30 PM  
Blogger signed...bkm said...

oh dear! forgot my fork, can i still dance???...love it..bkm

11/13/2010 5:42 PM  
OpenID pieceofpie said...

love the subtlety as it builds into full blown laughter... disturbing deuce

11/13/2010 10:39 PM  
Blogger Caty said...

206 limit on cocktails...sounds like a good time ;) haha this was fun!

11/15/2010 3:11 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

Magpie Tales is wonderfully random......what a hoot! I really enjoyed your character sketch. I must do similar......!

11/15/2010 4:37 PM  
Blogger Carrie Burtt said...

This is just too much fun indeed Phil!! :-)Love it!

11/15/2010 7:15 PM  
Blogger Reflections said...

Fantastically funny piece... well done magpie - off the cuff, right?

11/15/2010 9:57 PM  
Blogger Cad said...

The Sons Of The Golden Mystic Magpie Medallion.

I want one! :)

11/18/2010 2:30 PM  

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