Lodge meeting itinerary

As always, meeting will commence the first Tuesday of the month, 7:30PM, out on Route 47, Bellefontaine, under the low ceiling of the dear old rustic fire station basement, during which this years beloved recipient, (your name), will be presented..
The Sons Of The Golden Mystic Magpie Medallion.

Write this schedule inside your left arm:
7:30-7:32 - invocation & singing of Mystic Hymn
7:33-7:34 - minutes read from previous meeting and placed into file cabinet upstairs
7:35-7:45 - first name introductions
7:46-9:01 - cocktails(limit 206)
9:02-9:37 - Supper
9:38-9:38:20 - presentation of Medallion
9:38:21-12:11 - Hail & Farewell cocktail salutations to dearly departed members since last meeting
12:12-1:15 - Film: Caring & Feeding Of Your Baby Magpie, narrated by Charlton Heston
1:16-3:17 - cocktails(no limit), sliding up station pole contest
3:18-5:14 - dancing, or indiscriminate shuffling(as usual)

As always, please bring a covered dish, folding chair, and a fork.

See you there!