Monday, April 16, 2012

1040 long form, 3:12AM

704. one half deduction for bowling shoe disposal______
705. 100% Charitable donation for re-sold bad art_________
706. Are wedding bouquets caught half-risk or total loss?H____T____
707. Glue deductible dog and pony circus tickets here:
708. One-half of line 704 plus line 705 hidden in mattress_______
709. If this is a joint return, was your double-jointed daughter a dependent on last year's return?Y___N___
710. Travel costs to attend bad lectures on travel deductions_______
711. Depreciation for returned big pants that made you look fat______
712. Have you checked any checkered boxes?Y___N___
713. Your favorite stooge:______WHY?(use back of Schedule3S)

6 Comments:

Blogger Kutamun said...

A vibrant tree , you have cultivated here, vee- bond, 007.

4/16/2012 11:16 PM  
Blogger The Bug said...

Hah! I'll bet that IS what the long form looks like at that hour :)

4/17/2012 9:23 AM  
Blogger Tess Kincaid said...

We all have taxes on the mind this week...I laughed out loud when I came to the double-jointed daughter...

4/17/2012 11:31 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

OMG ~ I may giggle over this one all day!

4/17/2012 12:04 PM  
Blogger Helena said...

707 & 710....total belters! What a hoot!

4/17/2012 6:43 PM  
Blogger Jinksy said...

I love number 705! LOL

4/20/2012 4:27 AM  

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