1040 long form, 3:12AM

704. one half deduction for bowling shoe disposal______
705. 100% Charitable donation for re-sold bad art_________
706. Are wedding bouquets caught half-risk or total loss?H____T____
707. Glue deductible dog and pony circus tickets here:
708. One-half of line 704 plus line 705 hidden in mattress_______
709. If this is a joint return, was your double-jointed daughter a dependent on last year's return?Y___N___
710. Travel costs to attend bad lectures on travel deductions_______
711. Depreciation for returned big pants that made you look fat______
712. Have you checked any checkered boxes?Y___N___
713. Your favorite stooge:______WHY?(use back of Schedule3S)