Friday, March 7, 2014

horoscope



You are Leo and there's nothing you can do about it. A good day, however, to ask for a raise unless you're not working. Your moon appears fat so wear loose clothing this week. Don't bother large animals with sharp fangs whilst they eat. Pretend to be asleep if strangers attempt to converse with you. Or just hum a show tune. Invest wisely in 18th century pottery. Check the bottom for a spittoon manufacture stamp. Resolve not to use a slingshot to feed your mother-in-law and remind her you are the king of the jungle before the frying pan strikes your temple. Routine is your forte like the clockwork changing of the guard. Guard your change. Especially from teenagers today.

art: The Sleeping Gypsy, 1897
-- Henri Rousseau

3 Comments:

Blogger Helena said...

What a fantastically unique post-from-the-prompt...! Phil, this is so entertainingly delightful.

3/08/2014 2:20 PM  
Blogger Tess Kincaid said...

Giggle...where can I find Libra's forecast?

3/08/2014 3:11 PM  
Blogger ~T~ said...

Sound advice!

3/08/2014 4:50 PM  

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