Thursday, August 6, 2009

rez-oo-mey enhancement assistance

...and I was the little boy in the hospital Babe Ruth visited and later blasted a monumental shot over the right field bleachers for...

...even though inexperienced just like our President Obama, I feel I can offer hope to your company...

...I slept with Johnny Depp...

...and my high school senior class voted me most likely to secede from the union..


[Scratch that last one. And definitely the second one. And the one with Johnny even though it's punchy poetic.]

3 Comments:

Blogger larkspur said...

:}

8/06/2009 9:35 PM  
Blogger Blog Princess G said...

I'd hire you.

8/06/2009 11:38 PM  
Blogger willow said...

The Johnny one is sooo poetic.

8/21/2009 11:55 PM  

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