what now then??

Is this the one? I get an urgent e-mail on penis enlargement help then. Is this the message I forward to the Health Care For Nuttin' White House Website based in New Jersey? Do they send me a dollar for my trouble? I would take the dollar then and buy some candy. Would my e-mail then be placed on the White House list then? So then I get more information on health coupons for oxygen tanks filled instead with helium then for people who would need oxygen but then would end up dying but with a higher voice then?

[not particularly the best thing I've written, but you can play the home version and read it in your best Jackie Mason voice, and you'll laugh and laugh and...]