fire!
You can't see it clearly in the photo, but the riveted metal label below in raised black letters exclaims:
Keep nozzle clear of obstructions and small animals. Do not remove pull ring with teeth. Contains Cool Whip© and milk under extreme pressure. Contents of vessel not edible. Do not use as dessert topping. Skin contact may cause irritation or weight gain. Do not inhale. Contents smell like a long car trip with the windows shut. Never yell fire! in a crowded theater unless the movie sucks. Refrain from letting neighbor borrow unit. Remember what happened when you loaned them your lawnmower? Empty gas tank. Righto. Never cared for your neighbor and can't understand why you don't move. They're loud and did you know they go through your mail?
posted by phil at 11:01 PM
18 Comments:
I am glad too...What a twist!
I enjoyed my visit.
clever clever you- hilarious too!
Priceless!!!
Fun read...clever Magpie!!! ..bkm
What a hoot I always wondered what the tiny wording said on fire extinguishers!! LOL
very funny
Christine
Very funny...I always wondered about my neighbors, too.
You're pretty close, Phil, but you forgot "protect from frost". Thanks for the giggles!
Laughter ensues and echoes against the walls! Great job, Phil!
Very witty! :)
hilarious, especially liked the part about the long car trip with the windows rolled up. Great Magpie.
I'm in absolute stitches here! 'Do not use as a dessert topping'..... Classic!
I love it! But now I have a strange craving for an ice cream sundae...
Nice lot of advice and well worth adhering to. I promise to never loan my fire extinguisher to my neighbors....or use it for a dessert topping.
haha. brilliant magpie!
It's good to be able to blame something for all our problems..and laughter heals!!
I have a passion for weird warning labels - you've written a winner here - it could be decal'd onto many items! :)
May I remove the pull ring with the teeth of small animals? Thanks for clearing up the fine print!
great instructions!
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