Thursday, September 6, 2007

a tale of video terror

I see where the AP, a charter member of Rush's 'Drive By Media,' is almost gleefully promoting the forthcoming new 9/11 anniversary amateur video from the Bearded Devil (Umm...let me guess..he's going to threaten us?).
It's right up there in the headlines with the a.n.t.i.c.i.p.a.t.i.o.n. of Britney's appearance at MTV's VMAs. That may be the scariest story yet!

I always maintained that President Bush should respond the same way:

Send to Al Battar a grainy video from the oval office, a dirty stained sheet from the Clinton administration sloppily hung as the backdrop, and ranting "death to Al-Qaeda" into a microphone with frayed wires just for that crackling and terrorizing effect.

On his desk in a prominent spot for chilling atmosphere would be an ancient glass jar with the remains of Grover Cleveland's cancerous jaw. I believe they keep it backstairs at the White House in the basement right on the same shelf alongside a hat box containing the head of Warren Harding's poker buddy, Albert Fall, and leaning against it, a leaky pickle jar with leftovers used to ween President Coolidge.
Amazin' Fun Facts for your children's children!

And, in his cave in some remote mountainous hideout, the Bad Man, in front of his tv switching back and forth between Full House and I Love Lucy, with Cheetos in a bowl on his lap, would do a Diet Pepsi spit-take as they break in with that grainy video.


Blogger Mr. Liberty said...

I would love to see Grover Cleveland's left over jaw! He is my favorite president since the true republicans early in the 18th century.

Once they took out all that jawbone, old Stephen Grover was never the same. The only thing he could eat were Baby Ruth Bars, and he had to swallow them whole.

Also, Pete, is there any video (film) of Warren Harding's Closet Follies?

That would scare the bejesus out of old "Bin". Or maybe not. However, it might scare the "bemohammedus" out of him.

I can't say with certainty.


9/08/2007 1:35 PM  
Blogger the drifter said...

Will -

There isn't any 8mm footage of Harding's Cabinet in the basement archives, but they do have some extra lovely black & white wallet-size photos of Sammy hugging Dick.


9/09/2007 12:39 PM  

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