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This just in.

As part of the 25 billion dollar bailout agreement, GM will be required to produce Buicks with an exterior and prominent multi-directional aaOOOga! horn, reverting back to their 1924 model(as showcased in the photo below by 'Bud' Coolidge, founding member and president of the American Association of Aaooogas).
When asked about the updated design, rated at 210 decibels with enough force to raise one doubtful eye brow on Nancy Pelosi at a mean distance of 300 feet, AAA spokesman, Arnie Catchatorie, responded by yelling astonishingly,
"Could you repeat the question, young man, I have ringing in my ears!" Not waiting for any more questions, he hurriedly mounted a motor scooter without a horn and sputtered away in the direction of Canada laughing hysterically, twenty dollar bills escaping from his trouser back pockets, floating in the wind like wayward magic carpets.

The White House had no comment. They were feverishly sealing packing crates with duct tape. President-elect Obama could also not be reached for he was playing basketball, swishing amazing shots from the base line, arcing in slow motion almost from behind the backboard.

More updates as warranted.