sung to the tune of
'If I Were A Rich Man.'
Oh, if I were a car czar
All we'd roll out would be
silver fifty-seven Thunderbirds
Do away with little clown cars
bury'em out in the back yard!
Oh, just to drop the top down
go speedin' and combusting
Roadstering without a care
If I were the King Czar of Cars
whoosh by Al Gore, finger in air!
posted by phil at 12:18 AM
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2 Comments:
I want a video clip of you singing this, Phil.
Naww. I sound like Jimmy Stewart with a mouth full of marbles.
It would scare small children, willow.
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