cinco de mayo

I believe it means 'hold the mayonnaise.' I tried it at the burger joint tonight and the black-eyed Hispanic girl behind the counter shook her head and smiled.

Later, downtown idling at a red light I saw this beautiful, gentle, seeing-eye retriever guiding her master at a crosswalk and wished I had one. I guess mine would be a speaking-responder retriever since I don't say much. I'd just let her yelp once the same answer if anyone tried to talk to me, and they'd say she's adorable and she would let them pat her head, then we'd move on, she'd make eye contact with the lost and just maybe, just maybe heal a few souls.